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Here's the thing:
Day 3 of my cold and my head still feels like it's filled with chopped newspaper.
Launched by Ricky McG on 8.10.10

Here's the thing:
It's such a beautiful day but I have to stay inside and work. :-(
Launched by Ricky McG on 5.6.10

Here's the thing:
It's Sunday night and the weekend is almost over. :-(
Launched by Ricky McG on 4.25.10

Here's the thing:
I'm stuck in Canada and there's no frickin' snow. WTF happened to Winter?
Launched by Bearded M&M on 3.5.10

Here's the thing:
The turtles keep calling me and I'm not getting any work done!
Launched by Ricky McG on 3.3.10

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